Ich habe etwas nettes gefunden:
http://www.yaketyyak.co.uk/Celebs%20pag ... Gregor.htm
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Es gibt sogar ein Transcript dazu:
In their lifetime, the average person spends 49 years thinking, 23 years in the land of nod, 4&1/2 years eating, 2 years in the bath, and only 5 minutes paying bills with Direct Debit. Do it with a debit. Direct Debit.
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If you take ecstasy, you don’t know if you’ll be the one who’ll have an extreme reaction… leading to fits, kidney failure, and even death.
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Here’s to the runner whose body’s a wreck,
But it’s more than a medal he wants round his neck.
Here’s to the girl who won’t wait to be asked,
And to the guard who’ll forget the rules fast.
Here’s to the man who says "I love you!".
It goes down much better than "Yeah, me too!"
Here’s to sun-soaked excesses below the night sky,
and to best friends, to laughing so hard that you cry.
Here’s to you all in this world that we’ve built:
Follow your heart; go at it full tilt!
You are the champions
And this is your cup.
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Like most victims, Julie knew her killer. It was her 17 year old son. He was sitting behind her without a seatbelt. After crushing her to death, he sat back down. Belt up in the back. For everyone’s sake.
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OK, so you want to know about the flat. Well, it’s big and it’s beautiful, the flat of your dreams. The kitchen we stole from the Savoy; the livingroom spans two time zones. And the bedrooms? The bedrooms are places you’d die for. There is a loft, but nobody goes up there, not since… Well, nobody goes up there anymore. You’ll be sharing with me Juliette and David. Juliette’s nice, nice like a big bag of razor blades. And David? Well, he’s Mr Harry Hypotenuse, the sum of all the squares. But I wouldn’t say that to his face, not since he bought a bag of power tools and a temper to match. And me? Well, I’m the well-balanced one. I keep it all together. We’ll get on fine, I’m sure. So come one, see for yourself. Shallow Grave. At a cinema near you from the 6th of January. What’s a little murder between friends, eh?
Durchaus hörenswert und man kann es sogar speichern.
), wenn ich sie morgen sehe! 
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