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Manü
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Beitrag von Manü » Mi 22 Jun, 2005 10:38 pm

There's no fear when I'm in my room
It's so clear and I know just what I want to do
All day bedroom dancing
To you I wanna say
Your my thing.
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Beitrag von Palmolive » Do 23 Jun, 2005 4:45 pm

Bree - 14
Lynette - 12
Susan - 8
Gabrielle - 9
Rex - 10 T
Mike -10
Carlos - 9
Tom - 10
Edie - 8
John - 10

Also, ich hab mich net im Thread verirrt, sondern das is das ws ich drin hab.
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Beitrag von Kelly » Do 23 Jun, 2005 5:09 pm

Ich würde sagen x = wtf.
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Beitrag von Marduk » Do 23 Jun, 2005 7:44 pm

Talked with a friend who is a Michelin tire engineer and supports the Grand Am and ALMS series. Michelin screwed up at Indy by bringing a medium speed, softer compound tire to a high speed track. Everything that happened after was a result of the FIA properly enforcing the rules.

Each Michelin team could have used the new tires flown in but because of F1 rules they would have had to start at the back of the grid. Michelin convinced all the teams to support the chicane plan to keep them from having to start at the back. When that proposal was correctly rejected by the FIA Saturday night the grid was set based on qualifying times.

Not a single Michelin tired team followed the FIA's well known and well documented procedures for withdrawing from a race after entry and they are probably going to be sued for breach of contract.

BTW... my friend said that Michelin France was responsible for all of this and completely ignored the advice from Michelin North American regading track condition, proper FIA procedures, etc.
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Beitrag von slarti » Do 23 Jun, 2005 10:24 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99
Wear sunscreen
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience…I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you imagine.

Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you

Sing

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours.

Floss

Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don’t.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body, use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own..

Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

(Brother and sister together we'll make it through
Someday your spirit will take you and guide you there I know you've been hurting, and I know I've been waiting to be there
for you. And I'll be there, just tell me now, whenever I can.
Everybody's free.)

Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.

Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen…

(Brother and sister together we'll make it through
Someday your spirit will take you and guide you there
I know you've been hurting, and I know I've been waiting to be there for you. And I'll be there, just tell me now, whenever I can. Everybody's free.)
What the hell are we doing? We must be out of our damned minds! But we are so fucking cool.


Hotch, I was a twelve-year-old child prodigy in a Las Vegas public high school. You kick like a nine-year-old girl.
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Beitrag von TriloByte » So 17 Jul, 2005 11:30 pm

Schwedische Wissenschaftler haben herausgefunden, dass häufiges Blasen extrem gefährlich ist. Und zwar für den Mann! Die Begründung sei, dass der menschliche Verdauungsprozess bereits im Mund beginnt. Der Speichel beginnt also bereits im Mund mit der Zersetzung von Nahrung. Hält sich das männliche Geschlechtsteil nun lange im Mund auf (besonders gefährlich ist Deep Throat!), so beginnt der weibliche Speichel den Penis zu zersetzen, da er ihn für Nahrung hält.
Bei einer durchschnittlichen Blasdauer von 45 Minuten am Tag, könnte dies innerhalb von 18 Monaten zu leichten Schädigungen des männlichen Geschlechtsteil führen. Bei einer Blasdauer von 60 Minuten am Tag innerhalb von 24 Monaten bereits zu schweren Schädigungen...
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Manü
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Beitrag von Manü » Di 19 Jul, 2005 5:29 pm

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Bei einer durchschnittlichen Blasdauer von 45 Minuten am Tag..
:rofl: hat das ein mann geschrieben?
There's no fear when I'm in my room
It's so clear and I know just what I want to do
All day bedroom dancing
To you I wanna say
Your my thing.
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Palmolive
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Beitrag von Palmolive » So 24 Jul, 2005 1:43 am

Wenn die typische, weibliche Hauptprotagonistin glaubt, dass es draußen im Gebüsch raschelt und dort irgendetwas ist, dann geht sie raus und schaut sich um. Dabei lässt sie aber die Tür offen, durch welche sich der Killer für gewöhnlicherweise reinschleicht. Wenn sie wieder drinnen ist, schließt sie erstmal doppelt ab.
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Beitrag von Easygoinman » Fr 29 Jul, 2005 11:17 am

Lasst mich raten: solche Themen entstehen, wenn man aus Usermangel mehr und mehr zu Monologen gezwungen wird.

In Essen-Katernberg bedrohten zwei Neunjährige auf einem Kinderspielplatz einen gleichaltrigen Jungen mit einem Klappmesser und raubten ihm sein Mobiltelefon. Der Junge berichtete seiner Mutter von dem Vorfall.

Die Frau sprach daraufhin die sich noch auf dem Spielplatz aufhaltenden Eltern eines der beiden Tatverdächtigen an und forderte das Telefon zurück, worauf diese sie wüst beschimpften und wegfuhren. Die Polizei konnte das Auto aber stoppen.

Der tatverdächtige Junge gab den Überfall zu, will das Telefon jedoch auf dem Spielplatz zurückgelassen haben. Eine Suche nach dem Telefon, dem Messer und dem angeblich unbekannten zweiten Jungen blieb allerdings erfolglos.
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Beitrag von Andrew-Willow_Fan » So 31 Jul, 2005 7:04 pm


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aha.. liegt daran, dass ich eben meine signatur bearbeitet habe :wink:
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::AWF´s Community:: ~ MEIN FORUM

Großer Hinter Gittern - Bereich ~ Großer Buffy - Bereich
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Beitrag von Marduk » So 31 Jul, 2005 10:43 pm

1 Katherine Legge (R) 45 laps 48:56.342 45 1:02.890 39 1:02.332 0 0 16
2 David Martinez (R) 1.084 1.084 45 1:02.922 38 1:02.159 0 0 0
3 Charles Zwolsman (R) 3.181 2.097 45 1:03.466 35 1:02.485 0 0 20
4 Alan Sciuto (R) 3.706 0.524 45 1:03.632 44 1:02.940 0 0 0
5 Andreas Wirth (R) 12.288 8.582 45 1:05.630 26 1:03.056 0 0 0
6 Al Unser III 12.483 0.194 45 1:05.198 38 1:03.123 0 0 0
7 Grant Ryley 1 lap 64.055 44 1:06.311 37 1:04.292 0 0 0
8 Phil Giebler (R) 1 lap 0.200 44 1:05.535 9 1:04.176 1 19 0
9 Justin Sofio (R) 1 lap 1.573 44 1:07.764 33 1:04.182 0 0 0
10 Dan Selznick 1 lap 0.853 44 1:05.531 33 1:03.945 0 0 0
11 Bob Siska 2 laps 1 lap 43 1:08.455 29 1:06.629 0 0 0
12 Ryan Spencer-Smith (R) 3 laps 45.819 42 1:05.743 13 1:04.290 1 17 0
13 Chris Souliotis (R) 3 laps 11.497 42 1:10.678 35 1:06.816 0 0 0
14 Dan Cobb (R) 4 laps 1 lap 41 1:10.078 9 1:06.123 0 0 0
15 Antoine Bessette (R) 6 laps 1.058 Contact 22 1:02.426 0 0 0
16 Mark Ishikawa (R) 18 laps 1 lap Contact 20 1:06.898 1 27 0
17 Daryl Leiski (R) 20 laps 25.872 Contact 22 1:05.274 0 0 0
18 Kyle Kelley (R) 34 laps 1.806 Contact 8 1:03.229 0 0 0
19 Tonis Kasemets 35 laps 4.957 Mechanical 9 1:02.830 1 10 9
20 Brian McAtee (R) 44 laps 1 lap Contact 1 No Time 1 1 0
21 Lee Atkins (R) 45 laps Withdrawn 0 No Time 0 0 0
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Beitrag von Palmolive » Di 02 Aug, 2005 11:28 am

Episode One:
"Man of Science, Man of Faith" written by Damon Lindelof

Episode Two:
"Adrift" written by Steven Maeda & Leonard Dick

Episode Three:
"Orientation" written by Javier Grillo-Marxuach & Craig Wright
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Beitrag von Roxie baby » Di 20 Dez, 2005 4:06 pm

Inside your head are things I never thought about
"Was ist so toll an der Wahrheit?
Versuch doch mal zu lügen;
das ist weltweit die einzige gültige Währung."

Closer - Dan/Jude Law
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Beitrag von JamieVamp » Di 20 Dez, 2005 4:10 pm

Would you:
give me your number?
let me hug you anytime I wanted to?
let me kiss you?
watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one?
let me take you out to dinner?
drive me somewhere/anywhere?
take a shower with me?
have a fling with me?
listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends?
buy me a drink if I didn't have money?
take me home for the night?
let me sleep in your bed?
sing karaoke with me?
sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
re-post this for me to answer your questions?
come pick me up at 3am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
Do you think I'm cute or hot?
Do you like my style?
Do you think I'm funny?
cry if I died?
dance with me?
sing happy birthday to me?
take advantage of me if I was drunk?
strip for me?
help me hide a body?
miss me if I left the internets?
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Roxie baby
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Beitrag von Roxie baby » Di 20 Dez, 2005 4:19 pm

Would you:
give me your number?
let me hug you anytime I wanted to?
let me kiss you?
watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one?
let me take you out to dinner?
drive me somewhere/anywhere?
take a shower with me?
have a fling with me?
listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends?
buy me a drink if I didn't have money?
take me home for the night?
let me sleep in your bed?
sing karaoke with me?
sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
re-post this for me to answer your questions?
come pick me up at 3am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
Do you think I'm cute or hot?
Do you like my style?
Do you think I'm funny?
cry if I died?
dance with me?
sing happy birthday to me?
take advantage of me if I was drunk?
strip for me?
help me hide a body?
miss me if I left the internets?


(Ich musste es gleich speichern :ugly: )
"Was ist so toll an der Wahrheit?
Versuch doch mal zu lügen;
das ist weltweit die einzige gültige Währung."

Closer - Dan/Jude Law
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