"The First" führt Tagebuch - und hat eine Website!

[Disharmony]

War gerade beim Spoilerslayer, um Sachen für BV zu suchen, und da fand ich diesen Link: http://www.livejournal.com/users/thefirstevil/ - ein Web-Tagebuch vom First Evil, das anscheinend einen Herr-der-Ringe-Komplex hat. Hier eine kleine Kostprobe:

Date: 2003-01-07 12:39
Subject: Four Nazgul and an Uruk-Hai
Security: Public
Mood: contemplative

Last night’s corporate outing went well, I thought. Left four of the Bringers playing pin-the-cross-on-the-vampire (this was pre today’s brain-curdling poetry slam) and took the rest of the Harbingers plus my Ubervamp to see Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. And they got in free because the ticket-person thought they were in costume! Or possibly because the Turok-Han growled a lot. He did get some v. strange looks – maybe should dress him in something other than a loincloth when taking him out in public?

Movie excellent, despite thoroughly depressing “good will triumph over evil” message. My minions were all most upset that just when a triumphant ending was in sight for the orc army, defeat was snatched from the jaws of victory. This has somewhat demoralised them: possibly a team bonding exercise is in order? Later we can all play Pictionary, if Spike ever shuts up.

Still bitter about the Uruk-hai/Turok-Han issue, but received this e-mail from my attorney:

From: l.morgan@wolframhart.org
To: firstevildarknessfears@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: copyright query

Apologies for the tardiness of this reply: you may be aware of a minor apocalypse occurring in Los Angeles that has unfortunately caught us off guard. No need for you to worry, however – as always, you are one of our most valued clients and we’ll be happy to pursue this case for you if you decide to take it further.

I’d like to add a word of caution, though: we had one client involved in an action against the Tolkien estate over the character Gollum (also called Smeagol) who he claimed was based on him. He had a strong case, but some months ago vanished while on a business trip to Sunnydale. He was eventually found brutally murdered in a cave – his eyes had been gouged out, probably with someone’s thumbs. Just to let you know that these people are mean about their copyright issues.

Contact me if you want to take this any further
Sincerely
L. Morgan

This Tolkien person's lawyers must be even more evil than mine. Eyes gouged out? Doesn’t bother me or my harbingers, but the Turok-Han has taken to wearing sunglasses since reading that mail. Maybe will let the copyright thing slide just this once.

Der Blog geht ganz "korrekt" bis zur gestrigen Folge. Bin gespannt, ob es auch konsequent weiter geführt wird...

[denial_land]

HEHE, sehr cool. Ist ja ne klasse idee
WErd ich gleich mal verfolgen, was THE FIRST noch so schreibt

[Marduk]

Cool, das ist ja mal was richtig witziges.

[denial_land]

ABER ACHTUNG: es sind auch "Spoiler" für angel drin:

Das allerbeste:

[spoiler]Most disappointed with the news that Cordelia is shagging sulky, hobbit-like Angel Junior rather than giving perfect happiness moment to senior version, as the soulless version is enjoyably evil - also has fashion sense[/spoiler]


HEHEHEEEEEEEEEE

[denial_land]

Ich hab noch was cooles gefunden (schon am 3. 1. geschrieben):

Mostly quiet at the Fortress of Slayitude (gah! Residual geekiness from impersonating Warren Mears will not go away!) How many bedrooms do they have, anyway? Maybe I should stop killing the Potentials. With seven or eight women sharing one bathroom, surely they will eventually kill each other in Darwinian-type frenzy?

Am several days late in deciding on New Year's Resolutions. This tardiness due to the Arashmahar bring-your-own-vengeance office party, which D'Hoffryn was kind (ha!) enough to invite me to. Discovered too late was only asked to rub it in my face that Willow Rosenberg was voted Top Evil of 2002. What?! True, flaying the weaselly boyfriend of my weaselly ex-minion and trying to destroy the world racks her up some minor points on the evil scale, but she's been flagging badly since May. Have been watching Summers house-cum-anti-me-fortress and the most evil thing she's done since then has been secretly reading Harry Potter slash online and pretending it's "research".

HEHE Harry Potter Slash....

[Marduk]

Am coolsten finde ich bis jetzt den WErbespruch hier:

"Wear and tear on robes, $200. Shiny pointy ceremonial daggers, $500. Flying the Harbingers coach class to Europe, $3000. Crushing the Potentials and destroying forever the Slayer line: priceless."

[denial_land]

Even more pissed off at the Slayer than usual. Not only does she kill my very favorite minion but she steals my vampire (though frankly at least the poetry is now gone from my lair), all the while tripping on her cheery way and somehow cramming yet more nubile young women into her house. Just wait till social services investigate my anonymous tip that the resident of 1630 Revello Drive is running a brothel, then we'll see who's all clever quips and flippy hair.


SOOOOO genial...und immer up to date

[Disharmony]

Jippie, ein Update...

You can't conceive of how evil I am. I invented microwave dinners. Voicemail. The org chart. American Idol. Every day my beautiful evil work spreads throughout the world, and no Slayer can stop me, no matter how many souled vampires and miscellaneously superpowered chums she has on her side.

And say you win... would you want the First Good to tip the balance? We're talking wall-to-wall Seventh Heaven reruns here.

Give in. Embrace the evil. Because my team's more fun, dammit.

American Idol ist wohl deren Version von der Superstar-Sendung auf RTL? Sehr aktuell, auch...

[denial_land]

Es ist soooo genial. Viel besser als diese Pseudo Rollenspiel tagebücher! Man kommt echt vor lachen nicht mehr zum lesen! Ich habs extra gebookmarkt.

Uh huh, american Idol is wie popstars....nur NOCH krasser!

[dramaqueen]

mmh, nich nur the first hat nen Tagebuch, auch Willow, Spike, Dawn und sogar Kennedy.....aber die sind mehr oder weniger langweilig...

[denial_land]

naja, der rest is so ne Roleplay community. Ich glaub nicht dass THE FIRST da so mitmacht. Zumindest ist der schreibstil völlig anders

[dramaqueen]

Ja, aber trotzdem bezieht sich THE FIRST manchmal auf die anderen, ich glaub zumindest auf "wacky witchy willow" und "soulvamp"

Und ja, der Schreibstil von den anderen is LANGWEILIG

[WillowAndTara]

lol genial.. das ist lustig *GG* -__- is nur scheiße, wenn man fast die hälfte nicht versteht

Current mood: pleased
Current music: Apocalypse Now soundtrack

Result!
News from my Harbinger in Frankfurt - have taken down the chick from Alias! Yes!

LATER

False alarm. Just another SIT. Never mind.